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Også 'The Avengers', 'Doctor Who' og 'The Newsroom' får den musikalske behandlingen fra Cookie Monster og Grover

Gutter, det er ikke til å legge skjul på at vi elsker Sesame gate og Cookie Monsters yndige avhengighet av informasjonskapsler (spesielt i hans "Call Me Maybe" -parodi).

Denne godbiten, selv om den ikke er så fengende som "Del det kanskje", er ganske søt. Cookie Monster og Grover tar på seg popkulturklassikere på EW-kontoret og setter sine egne spinnfyllte spinn Dødslekene, The Avengers, Doctor Who, og Redaksjonen (ikke Skumring, selv om. De har standarder).

Vi vil si at Cookie Monster er Dødslekene er den beste delen av delen, spesielt med teksten til Cookie Monster, som "Oh me the tribute from Sesame Street/ hunting cookies that be good to eat/ in this fryktelig dystopia/ Making me wait the cookie-copia." Grovers biter er også ganske søte.

Så er det Cookie Monster's Edible Hulk i Hevnerne, og hans superidealistiske, sterkt etiske nyhetsmann. Se hele videoen på Entertainment Weekly. Flere Cookie Monster -parodier, vær så snill.


Oppskriftsboks: ‘Hunger Games ’ oppskrifter

Det var ikke bare dramaet på arenaen som begeistret fans av Suzanne Collins ’ “Hunger Games. ” Fra enkelheten i en District 12 -oppussing til de overdådige Capitol -festene, de kulinariske beskrivelsene var også fabelaktige.

Da forventningen om utgivelsen av filmen 23. mars begynte å bygge seg, ba vi leserne om å dekonstruere signaturrettene fra Hunger Games og gi oss oppskrifter på de særegne brødene, Greasy Sae -gryteretter og andre eksempler på Panem -kjøkken. Men vi ante ikke hvor bemerkelsesverdig kreativ du ville være, og heller ikke hvor deilige resultatene var.

Innleveringer kom fra “Hunger Games ” fans fra hele USA og Storbritannia, ledsaget av notater som fikk oss til å glise, sukke lykkelig eller le høyt. En foreslo at vi skulle kombinere villhund med damvann. En annen tok ideen om arenaens sukkerbær til høye lavendelhøyder, mens andre tonet brøddeigen grønn og tilsatte den med tang og salt til hyllest til District 4. Ikke overraskende hyllet dusinvis av oppskrifter Prim ’s geit, Lady .


Cookie Monster tar på seg 'Hunger Games', synger om Cookie -Copia - Oppskrifter

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Etter å ha sendt en pompøs og nysgjerrig britisk herre, kommer Ernie og resten av Keebler -nissene tilbake til arbeidet med den siste omgangen med E.L. Fudgie Stripe Rainbow Chip Wafers ™. Fast Eddie pakker opp pakker, mens Buckets slynger fudger i alle retninger.

En svak bulder kan høres i det fjerne.

Professoren, som tenker på termodynamikken til komprimert fudge -strømning, stirrer ut av vinduet mens han nipper til varm kakao.

Professoren slipper kjeven og deretter kruset og knuser den i hundre stykker på gulvet. "Angrep! Vi er under angrep!"

Rumlen eksploderer:
"COOOOOOOKKKIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS."

Cookie Monster, som nettopp ble sparket ut av et anonymt informasjonskapselmøte på Pepperidge Farm for smugling i en sak med Malomars, har skjedd og fått en snert av den søte Keebler -aromaen. Ute i stand til å kontrollere oppfordringene, skynder han seg med treet i et desperat og vanvittig forsøk på å sluke kakeskattene inne.

"Kampstasjoner!" roper Ernie. "Mann posisjonene dine! Dette er ikke en drill! Gjenta! Dette er ikke en drill!"

Så, Steve, kan The Cookie Monster knaske mange småbiter, eller vil Keebler Elves frastøte denne rasende raideren?

STEVE: Jeg har ikke sett en kamp som er ensidig på en stund. Keebler Elves er så utskytende at denne kampen er over på sekunder.

La oss først se på størrelser. Disse nissene er små - bare unser hver! Cookie -monsteret vil enkelt legge dem til side. Og ikke forveksle denne kampen med kampen Rottweiler mot Chihuahuas. Disse nissene er ikke slemme som Chihuahuaene - de er lune, tøffe, forsvarsløse nisser. Når The Cookie Monster får en duft av duften av sjokoladeflis, vil øynene hans glasere over og ingenting, spesielt små tegneserie -nisser, vil stå i veien for hans umettelige cookie -appetitt.

Deretter, hvis du ser på bios [død lenke], viser de ting som "hakkespett" og "biller" som deres "største frykt". Hvis det er deres største problemer, så står de i en verden med vondt når Cookie Monster dukker opp. De fleste av dem vil sannsynligvis forlate det hule treet sitt med en gang og flykte i frykt for sikkerheten til klubben (R) eller Town House (R) tilbake i byen.

Brian, å holde The Cookie Monster vekk fra godbitene inne i treet ville være som å holde Darryl Strawberry borte fra kokain. Det kan bare ikke gjøres.

BRIAN: Jeg bryr meg ikke om hvor hardt Cookie Monster trenger sin Cookie Crack ™ -løsning, det er ingen måte at han vinner denne.

Keebler Tree House er en befestet posisjon. Hvis du har sett Zulu, vet du at fortene kan beholde sin posisjon selv når de er i undertall 50-til-1. Fra scenariet er det klart at nissene er forberedt på et slikt angrep. Forutsatt at CM kan komme forbi prosjektilvåpnene, er han en gonner når de slipper løs med kjelene av smeltet fudge.

Og det er ikke bare noen form for fort. Det er et trefort, noe som gjør det i hovedsak uslåelig. Alle barn under 12 år vil fortelle deg at det eneste våpenet som er affekt mot et trefort er en mor som roper "middagstid". Med mindre Cookie Monster beholder noen veldig store hemmeligheter, kan han ikke passe den profilen. Enda verre for CM, størrelsesforskjellen virker mot ham: det er et trefort bygget for nisser. Han får ikke plass gjennom det lille vinduet, og selv om han kjemper var langt forbi døren, klarer han ikke å gå opp den lille vindeltrappen til neste nivå. Han blir klemt et sted og ender med en sittende and.

Det er ingen måte Cookie Monster kan overvinne alt dette på egen hånd, avhengighetsskapende oppfordringer eller ikke. Og vær trygg på at han vil være helt alene. Hvis hans Sesam Street -venner tilfeldigvis dukker opp (noe som er mulig siden de sannsynligvis vil få en bekymret telefon fra sponsoren hans, Cookie Crisp -raneren), er det siste de vil gjøre å hjelpe ham med å mate vanen sin. "Hei, Cookie Monster," sier Big Bird. "Dagens episode blir brakt til deg med bokstaven" Jeg ", som i" Intervensjon ". Kan du si" intervensjon "?" De nådige vinnerne de er, nissene er hyggelige nok til å piske opp en mengde metadonkjeks til turen til klinikken.

STEVE: Zulu? Jada, jeg har sett det. Men jeg har også sett Godzilla, Jaws, King Kong og en rekke andre filmer der trefort -analogien din bare ikke holder. Med ordene til en Godzilla -trailer (eller var det Madonna?), "Size is Everything." Dessuten har jeg sett din "befestede" trehusstilling. La oss se - en stor gapende åpning på bakkenivå, en annen omtrent 2 meter opp fra det, og deretter en tredje og en fjerde. Faktisk vil jeg si at det er flere trehus som åpner enn det er tre. Disse såkalte "forsvarene" har flere hull enn en sveitsisk ostefabrikk.

For å se hvor sikker Cookie Monsters seier er, la oss ta en titt på hva de kan gjøre for å stoppe ham. Du foreslår smeltet fudge. Han vil bare le og svelge det. (Vel, vi vet alle at CM aldri svelger kakene hans - han munner det bare og gjør det til kakemuler.) Du nevner også prosjektilvåpen. Hva kunne de kaste/skyte mot ham? Informasjonskapsler? Det vil bare lokke CM ytterligere. Jeg antar at de også kan kaste chips, nøtter, rosiner eller til og med Fast Eddie eller Flo. Men siden alle disse er en del av cookie -miljøet, er det bare en matbit for Cookie Monster. Jeg klarer ærlig talt ikke å se hva slags forsvar alvene kan finne for å hindre The Cookie Monster fra å få Keebler Tree.

Til slutt er drapsslaget at The Cookie Monster tar med seg den enorme lovlige irritasjonen på lik linje med Microsoft, Disney og McDonalds (henholdsvis tm, tm, tm). Se! Ja, selv om nissene på en eller annen måte forhindrer The Cookie Monster fra hans cookie -vanvidd, vil advokatene hans være tett bak, og de vil saksøke nissene. Til slutt vinner cookie -monsteret uansett.

Hvordan forutsier jeg utfallet av denne kampen? C. C er for informasjonskapsler. Det er bra nok for meg.

BRIAN: "Godzilla, Jaws, King Kong"? Det høres ut som en oppsettlinje fra en gammel skisse fra Carnac the Magnificent. "Nevn tre overvurderte monstre som fikk sparken i rumpa." Å sette Cookie Monster inn med den gruppen gjør bare vondt i saken hans. Og minst de tre var legitime monstre. Som du påpeker riktig, kan CM faktisk ikke spise noe. Ingen tenner, ingen spiserør, ingen fordøyelseskanal å snakke om. Kommer han bare til å tygge nissene? Har han tannkjøtt? Filmmonstrene du nevner hadde alle tenner og ble fortsatt bortkastet.

Det er også interessant hvordan du prøver å fordreie dimensjoner som passer dine formål. Først sier du at CM er utrolig stor i forhold til nisser, men så er trehusvinduene (som er laget for nisser) "gapende hull". Hvilken er det? Apropos King Kong, denne dynamikken minner meg mye om ham. Visst, King Kong kunne bestige Empire State Building og stikke hendene inni og ta kvinner, men han kunne aldri gjøre noe med selve bygningen, og kunne aldri få alle som er inne. På samme måte kan CM kanskje nå innsiden og ta en kake eller en alv, men han kan ikke komme inn som han trenger for å ta over stedet. Etter noen frustrerende minutter tar CM tak i Ma Keebler og drar til de høye grenene, hvor han blir skutt ned av biplaner fløyet av Snap, Crackle og Pop.

De andre punktene dine er latterlige. Keebler har mange av sine egne advokater for å takle de Sesam Street -mobberne. Og hvis du leter etter noe for nissene å kaste på CM, hva med en god Elfin Magic ™? Eller enda verre, noen multigrain -kjeks. Det ville sikkert stoppe ham i sporene hans.

Hvis kampen var i et åpent felt, kan CM ha en sjanse, men oddsen er stablet mot ham. Alvene er bare for uvanlig gode ™.

Takk til Sarah Westcott (med assist fra Martin "martinl" Leuschen) for å foreslå denne kampen.

The Cookie Monster (2630 - 68,6%)

The Keebler Elves (1202 - 31,4%)

ANSVAR AV UKEN GRUDGIE TM

Kampen med Cookie Monster vs. Keebler Elves ville ikke være et minutt -slagsmål som så mange - det ville være en krig. Tydeligvis ville det første slaget gå til Cookie Monster - han ville bli så gal av kaken hans Jones at han ville rive bort sidene av alvenes hule tre for å komme til kakebutikkene sine. Når han var inne i kakefabrikken, ville han knuse enhver nisse som var dum nok til å komme i veien for ham, og hvis noen prøvde å forsvare kakene, ville han ta dem i neven og kaste dem over skulderen - alt for å komme til KOKENE. Det ville være Grendel som festet på danskene, en scene med slakt og ødeleggelse. Men når han hadde kommet til kakebutikkene, glemte han alvene og spiste til han ikke kunne spise mer, og smuldret småkaker over hodet og svulmet i smuler til han svimte. De overlevende nissene ville være i stand til å gruppere seg utenfor sitt desimerte tre, og begynne å lage en plan.

Du skjønner, alvene kan være litt mer fysisk formidable enn maur, men de har en stor fordel i forhold til monsteret. Se på cookie -monsteret: han er en enkel skapning. Han har ikke bare et cookie-track sinn, han er så svak at han ikke er i stand til komplekse tanker som "Kanskje jeg ikke burde ødelegge maskineriet som lager informasjonskapslene." Og så se på nissenes mentale kapasitet. De har en modellfabrikk med samlebånd, alvproduserte maskiner, en "professor", utklippstavler, et ledelseshierarki, en lukrativ produksjonskontrakt med Keebler -firmaet osv. Disse gutta kan planlegge og organisere - og kom ikke dit de er i dag uten å vite hvordan de skal knuse deres motstand. Så når de får en sjanse til å omgruppere seg og begynne å planlegge, blir det ikke pent. De vil ikke bare kjempe for hjemmet sitt - de kjemper for å hevne de døde, for å komme tilbake til monsteret som ødela et helt kvartals fortjeneste og opprettholde økonomisk dominans av Enchanted Forest. De stopper ved ingenting. De venter til cookie -monsteret har sviktet, og sniker seg raskt og stille tilbake til Hollow Tree -fabrikken. Mens den beste elfmekanikken reparerer transportbåndet, svermer resten av nissene over det mette Cookie Monster med tau og forkle -strenger - noe som gjør ham bundet og hjelpeløs på sekunder. De slipper remskiver fra sperrene, og fra da av er det en enkel jobb å dra ham på transportbåndet som fører til ovnen.

Den fryktelige lukten av brennende polyesterpels henger over den fortryllede skogen i flere dager, men alvene har seieren, og det tar ikke lang tid å reparere den lille fabrikken. Og hvis den neste omgangen med Keebler -informasjonskapsler har en ekkel kjemisk ettersmak og inneholder en og annen bit av singlet blå pels. de vil ikke smake verre enn den gjennomsnittlige Keebler -kaken.

ROTW sølvmedalje Grudgie TM

"Kampstasjoner!" roper Ernie. Det er riktig. Alvene har faktisk kampstasjoner, noe som betyr at de sannsynligvis har noen form for våpen, det være seg køller laget av tregrener eller små mini tazers. Sult matcher ikke en mengde sinte elvesoldater som beskytter gresset og inntekten. Dessuten er kakemonster underernært. Han tygger bare på kakene og spytter ut restene. Dette kan forklare hans manglende evne til å fokusere begge øynene på samme sted. Alvene vinner. De er bevæpnet, organisert og har 20/20 visjon.

ROTW bronsemedalje Grudgie TM

Her er saken: I motsetning til Kermit, som oppnådde suksess i syndikering, er Cookie Monster en Muppet uten kunnskap om reklameverdenen. Han har ledet et skjermet, nei, skattebeskyttet liv i den vennlige grensen til offentlig fjernsyn, rullet sine googly-øyne (tm) og vert for pretensiøs mellombryn som Monsterpiece Theatre. Cookie har gått sin lystige vei, noensinne irrelevant og kommersielt fri - til nå.

For hvis Cookie er i Kingdom of Keebler (tm), betyr det at han har blitt transportert fra den sjeldne PBS -atmosfæren til den ekle, konkurransedyktige verden av kommersiell TV. Plutselig vil alt han gjør bli bedømt på grunnlag av dets evne til å selge produkter og appellere til annonsører. (Ekte annonsører - bokstaver og tall vil ikke kutte det i denne verden.) Og hvem har den endelige bedømmelsen av hva Cookie kan eller ikke kan gjøre? Hvorfor, alvene, selvfølgelig! De er de eneste potensielle annonsørene i sikte! "Prøver du å spise informasjonskapslene våre, hm? Hør her, CM, vi vil ikke at seerne skal tro at vi lar et skittent, skittent monster få tak i produktene våre. Dårlig for bedriftens image. Bedre permittering, ellers trekker vi annonsere og la deg fanget i sponsorløs limbo. " Cookie Monster kan ikke angripe sin eneste kilde til annonseinntekter uten å sette selve eksistensen i fare.

Som om det ikke var ille nok, finner Cookie også ut at i en verden der folk faktisk bryr seg om rangeringer, kan han ikke klare seg med søte segmenter om å telle sjokoladeflis. Han kveler seg snart med ledningene som holder armene oppe, en annen PBS -drivhusblomst som ikke kunne overleve i Real TV World (tm).

Keebler "Elves" hele veien. Du lurer kanskje på hvordan en håndfull alver i halvliter kan stå imot den rasende, cookie-vanvittige skrekken som er Cookie Monster, men la meg forklare, så ser du lyset. La oss ta en titt på CM: Først er han en muppet. Muppets er egentlig ikke veldig fryktinngytende (mulig med unntak av de store krabbebille-tingene fra The Dark Crystal). De bruker heller ikke våpen. Det beste gamle Cookie Monster som kan komme opp med, ville være en gigantisk styrafoam -bokstav "C". Selv om han kunne baske det mot Keebler Elves 'Tree Fortress/Assault Base, ville det ikke påføre mye skade. Og til slutt, mens den er stor, er CM helt og holdent laget av tepper, fyll og et gelatinøst blått stoff (som er det som er ansvarlig for å bringe muppene til live). Han er et stort, sakteflyttende, mykhudet mål for alt det djevelske snackmatbaserte våpenet Keebler Defense Force har til rådighet.

La oss ta en titt på nissene: Alver er tøffe dyr. Har du noen gang lest Ringenes Herre? De er en eldgammel rase av mektige krigere og krigere, og borgene deres og festningen var blant de mektigste i verden. Sikker på at Keebler-sorten er liten, men de har fortsatt tilgang til Ancient Elven Majiks (tm), for ikke å snakke om moderne våpen som Keebler Empire er i stand til å kjøpe på grunn av sin enorme inntekt fra snackmat. I tillegg til deres moderne våpen som er fortryllet av Ancient Elven Majiks (tm), er Keebler Elves 'Tree Fortress/Assault Base blant de mest forsvarte strukturene i verden. Det ser alt vennlig og rustikt ut fra utsiden, men på innsiden er det et mylder av paramilitær aktivitet. De har sine magiske informasjonskapsler å forsvare og midler til å gjøre det. Jagerfly og stridsvogner i alvestørrelse er lagret under treet, mens hundrevis av trente Magical Elf Commando ligger og venter i løvet over og på landsbygda rundt, klare til å kaste seg over den som/hva som truer hjemmet deres.

Jeg beklager, men Cookie Monster kommer til å bli redusert til en klissete blå haug med goo før han noen gang når treet. I verste fall kan noen nisser få milde teppebrannskader mens de drar hans oppblåste, råtne skrott av gressplenen foran, så treet ser bra ut for neste reklame.

- Josh Rodriguez High fantasy -setting. Cookie monster trekker på den edle figuren til questing ridder. Som kong Arthur og hans riddere er monsteret på jakt etter den hellige kaken og vil ikke bli påvirket av fysiske bekymringer, for hans er herrens rike når den mest perfekte kaken er hans. Cookie -monsteret bygger også på den gamle slekten til de mektige bezerker -krigerne i nordisk yore. Hans kamprop (COOOOKIE, COOOOKIE, COOOOKIE) gir ham styrke og gjør ham ufølsom for all smerte. Dette er viktig når du går mot et svært magisk løp. I likhet med baranen Conan vil han knuse alle magiske brukere med svak vilje som tør motsette seg hans hellige søken. Den høye søken vil lykkes.

Historisk perspektiv. I den evige konflikten mellom siviliserte nasjoner (nissene) vs nær barbarisk horde av inntrengere (The horde of one Monster). Tidligere forestillinger: Kina + Great Wall vs Mongols = Kina erobret Roma + Hadrians Wall vs Primevel Scottish Football Hooligans = Engelsk Football Hooligans England + Den befestede byen York vs Midevil Scottish Hooligans ledet av Mel Gibson = sparket York Frankrike + Maginot Line vs tyskere = Charles de gaulle. Som historien har vist, vil en statisk festning mot en tilstrekkelig bestemt motstander falle. Både lovene om høy fantasi og historiens trend støtter denne konklusjonen. Den blåpelsede tingen vil knuse hans motstandere og feste mektig.

- D.Merzel Et par poeng- Hvis Keebler-alvene smaker så jævlig godt, tror du faktisk at de geriatriske mini-megene aldri ble angrepet før av en gigantisk gibberish-talende overvurdert dukke? (Nei, ikke George W. Bush, selv om han ble sitert om at Keeblers kaker hadde den beste "Crunchamabilty" og "Delishtyness" han noen gang hadde hatt.) Kom igjen! Etter over 75 år ville de ha måttet komme med et feilfritt forsvarssystem som selv Sean Connery i hans mange roller (Entrapment, The Rock, Saturday Night Fever) ikke kunne bryte.

Også klart pluss- MAGISK! Det står tydelig på Keebler -hjemmesiden at siden Doc ble med, har det ikke vært en skade eller sykdom! Derfor, ved å bruke 'Doc's Magic Potion' (tm) (som lukter nysgjerrig av vodka) er de immun mot alle former for skader- klart å annullere alle Cookie Monster-angrep! Til slutt bestemmer de seg for å bombardere cookie -monsteret med 'Cosmic Brownies' (ahem .. de levde gjennom 60 -tallet), som tilfredsstiller narkotikaavhengigheten og setter ham ut av kampen. I mellomtiden prøver noen av de andre alvene, fulle av Doc's potion, å finne den 'Babe', den snakkende grisen/marionetten, Miss Piggy. Jepp- du har aldri lurt på hvorfor han ble kalt Fast Eddie? (Merk- Keebler-nettstedet viser også Casey Keebler som 'The Big Basher' og Elmer Keebler som 'Ready, villig, i stand'.)

Oppsummering- CM 'halvbakt', nisser som koser seg med griser, og Sean Connery boogie-in the night away, nynnende 'How to Get to Sesame Street'.

- Peter Tutham HA! Jeg håner denne kampen. Denne kampen har allerede blitt utkjempet og vunnet. Noe du kanskje ikke vet er at da jeg var rundt fire, bodde jeg og døde ved Sesam Street. Det var mitt vindu mot verden. Jeg kjøpte alt Sesam Street-relatert, og jeg var stolt av det. Jeg kjøpte også en serie historiebøker, og en av dem ble kalt "Cookie Monster and the Cookie Tree". & ltCartman & gtOh, jeg kan se hvor dette går. & lt/Cartman & gt I denne historien var det et tre med munn og to øyne som (overraskelse!) bar den lyse frukten av sjokoladekaker. Det var eid av en heks, som, som forberedelse til ankomsten av den store CM, kastet en trylleformular på den. Denne staven var faktisk ingen som kan spise informasjonskapslene på treet med mindre de delte dem med noen andre. Dette er selvfølgelig en ganske stor hindring for Cookie Monster. Han drar umiddelbart til Sesam Street for å finne noen å dele med. Imidlertid er (u) overraskende befolkningen ikke overbevist om at CM virkelig ønsker å dele.

I mellomtiden oppdager heksen at trolldommen fungerer for alle, så selv hun kan ikke skaffe seg de elskede kakene. Når Cookie Monster kommer tilbake til treet for å beklage, dukker heksen opp og tilbyr å dele informasjonskapslene. CM godtar. Han deler en informasjonskapsel med henne, så snur han seg og starter sluker treet, rett foran heksen. Snart nok står treet fremdeles, men grenene er fjernet. Cookie Monster sitter på bakken med en enorm mage og ser ganske fornøyd ut med handlingene sine. En fantastisk historie for å være sikker - en allegori om hvor godt det er å dele. Men ha ha, det er en enda større leksjon å lære: Cookie Monster + Cookie Tree = TOTAL FORTERKNING. Cookie Monster spiste hver eneste cookie på det treet, sammen med bladene og muligens noe av barken. Alt dette rett foran en heks. En heks, tosk. En med ekte magi - den typen som enten kan slå deg ned eller fjerne evnen til å være egoistisk med maten på et tre. Og CM var ikke redd, OG han kom seg uskadd ut. Tror du at Keebler Elves cookie -opprettelse/transportmagi muligens kan sammenlignes med det? De regnbueskapende idiotene hadde best å komme seg av veien eller bli fortært.

Den virkelige moralen: Hvis du har en informasjonskapsel, og Cookie Monster kjører på deg med en hastighet på over 60 km / t, er det best å få helvete ut av veien. Åh, og del med andre, selvfølgelig.

- "C" er for Charge Man - som egentlig ikke er bra nok for mange. Som alle som har sett den klassiske HARDWARE WARS vet, er Cookie Monster en fjern slektning til Chewbacca. Tror du at noen som er knyttet til Chewbacca ville ha et problem med en haug med nisser?

- Bunyipen. Jeg tror det ville være nissene hele veien. Tenk på det, cookie -monsteret er en gigantisk pelsbit. For alt vi vet, er han på størrelse med en liten hund under den massive pelsen. Nissene er alle muskler fra å løfte alle disse informasjonskapslene (som er omtrent 3 ganger så store). I tillegg må du vurdere det artilære aspektet. Alvene har alle de katapulter som de bruker til å skyte sprinkler og sjokoladeflis og hva ikke. Fyll noen av disse babyene med barberblader, og du har et ristet kakemonster.

- Cockulese Uansett størrelsen på hullene i treet, er de fortsatt HULLER. Det svekker definitivt treets strukturelle integritet. Hvis CM var virkelig satt på disse informasjonskapslene, ville han sannsynligvis kunne slå et hull i treet i god størrelse og spise noen av disse nissene. Kanskje han til og med ville lage noen av de små dobbeltsidige alfekakene som er så velsmakende.

- The Bull Apalling. Ærlig talt. alle som har vokst opp i Amerika de siste tretti årene har sett hva Big Blue (A.K.A. - Cookie Monster TM) er i stand til. Han spiser til og med sine egne hender i jakten på gratis kakeoppfyllelse. Jeg klarer ikke å se hvordan et tre fullt av stemorsblomstalver vil kunne avverge den sultende Muppet TM. I møte med sult kan en Muppet TM gjøre alt.

Cookie Monster vinner på under et minutt, da han spiste alle nissene, kakene og halve treet før den innholdsfølsomme magen hans oppdager alvekjøtt og sender ham på do.

- The Devil in a Skinsuit Jeg har ikke sett noe så ensidig siden Britney Spears hadde en ødelagt operasjon for brystforstørrelse. Det er Cookie-Monster langt. Han vil bare chomp gjennom treet på vei til kakene, bite hodene av et par nisser og tilbringe resten av dagene høyt på Cookie-Crack til han begynner å bla ut, tror at "cookie bugs" er i hans huden, chomps av armene og havner på det lokale sykehuset/rehabiliteringssenteret festet til et bord.

- Rob the Turkey Det kommer til å bli kakemonsteret, du vet det, jeg vet det, og du kan satse på din fuzzy blue ass alvene vet det. Jeg mener, la oss snakke om mannen bak monsteret. Ser du denne stakkars mannen? Han ser kanskje glad ut, men det er fordi han har informasjonskapsler. Han er alene i verden. Ingen vil engang piknik med ham, alt han trenger å henge på er avhengighet av sjokoladeflis. Selvfølelsen hans kan ikke være så høy. Den blå pelsen hans må tette dusjavløpet hans hele tiden, og hans "googley" øyne har problematisk forårsaket mange barndomsproblemer for ham. Hans eneste utgivelse er informasjonskapsler, og mannen finner en FABRIKE full av dem! Så du Scarface på slutten der Al Pichino er så høy at han blir skutt og det gjør ingenting? Si hei til Al Cookie. disse cock-a-roches har ingen sjanse. Et huelt tre vil ikke redde dem, ikke treet, ikke den varme fudgen, ikke gud. Thess wingless feer er i ferd med å gå inn i C.M House Of Pain, innrømmelsen, rumpa og linjestjernene her.

- Andrew Ferrier Ernie og hans andre nisser vil vinne denne. Her er hvorfor: I kommentaren ble det påpekt at nissene fryktet hakkespett og biller? Hvorfor frykter de slike skapninger? Spiser de nisser? Nei. Grunnen er at de kan skade og/eller drepe trær. Hvis boligen og forretningsstedet ditt var et huelt tre, ville du også være bekymret for hakkespetter og borebiller. Cookie Monster (CM) er imidlertid ikke i stand til å skade trær (han er for dum til å bruke motorsag), så alvene kommer ikke til å få fyllingen redd av dem av CM.

Fra det som vises i TV-reklame, er den største åpningen i det hule treet omtrent fem til fem og en halv meter over bakken. Selv om CM kunne passe gjennom blenderåpningen, er det lite sannsynlig at de korte (de fleste Sesam Street-muppene er ganske korte) og utformede CM kan klatre til den. Dette ville begrense CMs angrep til å nå inn i vinduene på lavere nivå. Selv om han kan skape ganske mye ødeleggelse på denne måten, har nissene et kraftig våpen de kan bruke for å påføre CM store smerter. Treet er et bakeri. Alle bakerier bruker ovner. Ovner kan varme ting til høy temperatur. Alvene ville ganske enkelt varme opp alle løse, lange metallbiter de kan finne og deretter brenne CM med dem. Å bli stukket (eller bare rørt) av en 450-graders metallgaffel er nok til å motvirke noen fra å angripe, og CM vil ikke være noe unntak da han løper gråter tilbake til Sesam Street, med lukten av brent muppetpels i luften.

Til slutt er det magi. Basert på mange års CRPG-spill (dataspill), har jeg lært at alver har en magisk evne som varierer avhengig av hvilken type alv du har å gjøre med. Det har blitt fastslått i reklamefilmene at Keebler -nissene, selv om de ikke er av Tolkien -typen og usedvanlig korte av selv nisse -alv -standarden, har en magisk evne. I omtrent alle magiske systemer er det kamper. Selv den enkleste magiske missilformelen vil få CM til å riste av frykt. Også, hvis han klarer å skade en alv, kan de andre nissene alltid bruke helbredelsesformler for å gjenopplive kameraten. Kort sagt, Cookie Monster er helt utklasset og vil ende opp med å gå hjem sulten i det minste, om ikke alvorlig skadet.

- Den demente astronomen Det kommer ned på allierte i denne saken. Cookie Monster har på sin side en hær av sterke allierte. Snuffleupagus kunne rykke opp hele treet og riste kakene for ham. Og skulle det bli en utvidet seige, ikke se for Oscar the Grouchs krefter for å bare stoppe stoppet for søppelet der etter noen uker vil lukten være så ille at de bare vil overgi seg. På den andre siden har nissene barn som de har gitt informasjonskapsler til tidligere, men hvilket barn kan side med sine kalde bedriftsmanipulasjoner mot Sesam Street. Det eneste som kan hjelpe er hvis de ringer inn alle søskenbarnene sine. Nissenes nisser kan gjøre lekefabrikken til et ammunisjonsanlegg i løpet av få minutter for å hjelpe. De dårlige fantasyromanene sparker alltid baken til alle som prøver å ødelegge et tre. Til slutt tror jeg imidlertid at Cookie Monsters allierte kommer dit først og hjelper ham med å knekke den basen for å kose seg med informasjonskapslene inni. Så blir alle med på en spennende gjengivelse av "C is for Cookie", og de lever alle lykkelige noensinne. Vel, bortsett fra nissene.

- Joel Mathis Jeg ser Cookie Monster vinne denne kampen. Videre ser jeg at konklusjonen ikke blir pen.

Det ble nevnt at det var E.L. Fudge -informasjonskapsler som er tilstede i treet. Nå, som en hvilken som helst cookie -avicionado vet, E.L. Fudge -informasjonskapsler er formet som nisser. Keebler Elves. Begynner bildet å danne seg her? Cookie Monster vil uunngåelig prøve disse smakfulle godbitene, og vil bli lokket av den deilige kombinasjonen av fudge og shortbread. MER! C.M. vil da se Keebler Elves selv: hvorfor, de ser ut akkurat som E.L. Fudge cookies! Nam!

Som sagt, det blir ikke et pent bilde. Denne Grudge Match vil bli brakt til deg med bokstavene A [som i AAAARRRGH!], O [Som i "oh, humaniteten!"] Og tallet 0 [som er null, som i sjansen Keeblers har til å vinne.]

- J.M. Det kommer virkelig an på hva slags nisser vi har å gjøre med her. Brødrene Grimm nisser? Nei, de lagde sko, ikke bakevarer. Tolkiens nisser? Nei, de forlot jorden for tusenvis av år siden, på slutten av tredje alder ™. Hvorfor komme tilbake for å bake for oss nå? D & D ™ eller Warhammer ™ nisser? Billige Tolkien -ripoffs selv om de kan være, sannsynligvis ikke. Hvis det var dem, kunne selv Grover håndtere dem. Eller Herry. Enn si Cookie. Nissenes nisser? Nei, de lagde leker, ikke bakevarer.

Så hvem er igjen? Oh vent, det er Harry Potter's ™ House Elves, ennå! La meg få se.
-Slavisk hengivenhet til sine herrer? kryss av.
-Prøver du alltid å forbedre ytelsen? kryss av.
-Håpløst hjemlig? kryss av.
-Masochistiske flagellatorer og mortifikatorer? juryen er fremdeles ute.
Ergo: Det ser ut til at Cookie Monster er opp mot Harry Potters nisser.

Hvis du nå setter husalvene (solitært ganske patetiske, enda mer patetiske med grupper av dem som andre gjetter hverandre, men ganske begavet med magi må jeg innrømme) mot Cookie Monster uten hjelp, noe som vil være tilfelle her siden det er a Swamp Fox ™, ​​Hit and Run ™, Tora! Tora! Tora! ™, blitzkrieg™ type snikangrep vi diskuterer. Cookie ville sluke dem og deres informasjonskapsler og ingrediensene og fabrikken deres på et blunk i det hele tatt.

Derfor min spådom ville ha vært det inne 8 sekunder og#153, Cookie would have left a pile of splinters, baker hats, teeny-weeny rolling pins, and other rubble behind and gone looking for the Nabisco™ plant. That's what my answer would have been, so I voted Cookie Monster.

HOWEVER, The scenario remarks "for smuggling in a case of Mallomars." Since when does Cookie Monster have the self control to hold onto a case of any breed of cookies? He may prefer chocolate chips and oatmeal raisin, but no case of cookies will be holding up against his appetite.

Therefore, I must reconsider. It is clear from the scenario that the alleged "Cookie Monster" is an impostor. He therefore forfeits, and the elves win the day.

OUCH! "LEGGO, LASS!"
Sorry, my wife just pinched me for being so anal-retentively particular as to notice that elf-sized inconsistency.

- Obscured Underlord A word of advice to the Keebler Elves: I don't care how much Elfin magic you pull outta your collective wazoo, you can't stop Cookie Monster! The big blue goofball has it all over this match:
He's got THE RAGE ! Hey, if you had your precious airtime on Sesame Street taken over by that obnoxious little so-and-so Elmo, you'd be pretty ticked off too! Well, Cookie is just a ticking time bomb waiting to happen.
He's got Mentos Level Coolness ! Who could forget the classic song, "C is For Cookie"? I know it's right up there with "Theme From Teeny Little Super Guy" as one of the songs I miss the most from the old Sesame Street, before that fire-engine-red brat Elmo replaced that sort of stuff with "Elmo's World"!
And he's got The Eye of the Tiger . All he wants is his cookies. They're his driving goal in life. Nothing, I repeat, *nothing* comes between him and his cookies, unless the producers are trying to teach the value of sharing or something, but I don't see *that* happening. Unlike that stupid Elmo, who just sings in that annoying baby voice and shows clips of smiley infants. Blargh.
This match is over before you can say "ME WANT COOKIE! ME WANT ELMO'S HEAD ON STICK!"
You can tell I'm bitter, can't you?

- Andy the Anarchist- Did I mention how much I hate Elmo? Cookie Monster takes this match with Ernie and his pals transformed into elfin mush. The fatal flaw in your argument is the projectile weapons. It's like saying "Robert Downey Jr. can be cured if you throw enough drugs at him." Betty Ford would be ashamed of you, Brian. Face it, all the Keebler boys have available are either cookies, or ingredients for making cookies. Either way, it's what Cookie Monster wants. The elves are trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

Cookie Monster has an appetite not dissimilar to another Grudge champion: Homer J Simpson. Hurling cookies at Cookie Monster is like sending Homer to Hell Labs' Ironic Punishments Division and feeding him all the donuts in the world. Cookie Monster and Homer are cut from the same cloth, and James Coco can't hold a candle to either of them.

The only way that Cookie Monster can be stopped is if the elves figure out a way to bake Super Colon Blow™ bran crackers during the attack, thus rendering Cookie Monster, um. indisposed.

- HotBranch!
<groan>(I heard that Keebler thought Super Colon Blow™ bran crackers were a crappy idea)</groan> Cookie is just too versatile. Consider his alter ego, the creme de la creme of monster intelligentsia, Alistaire Cookie. As host of Monsterpiece Theatre, Cookie has undoubtedly done his research on elves, from the Brothers Grimm to Tolkien. He will know all about their strengths and weaknesses. Consider now yet another of Cookie's alter egos. Casey the Engineer. Some of you may remember a classic Sesame street song in which Casey was in charge of a train carrying cookies and ice cream, but said train was blocked by an untimely avalanche. Casey, naturally, wrestles with his own resolve and is tempted to eat the cookies he is sworn to deliver. However, just before he gives in, he hits on a solution that satisfies him and also takes care of the pesky avalanche. In his own words: "Me forget about the cookies. Me eat the *SNOW* instead. " Now, the present match is not altogether dissimilar. Those elves are determined to protect their cookies. Yet, simply substitute "elves" for "snow" in the above line, and you can easily see how Cookie can once again turn defeat into victory

- 1/2 Nelson The cookie monster (tm) dies a horrible death of MALNUTRITION. Think about it, all the guy ever eats is cookies, where are the major vitamins? Does he ever drink any Orange Juice? Does he ever eat his vegetables? No, this battle was decided years ago, when the various muscle groups gave up and bailed out on the CM. Talk about atrophy. Oh yeah, and the Keebler Elves: aren't they just some sort of glorified forced child labor? Make them seem a little cuter than most sweat shops, (sweet shops?) and suddenly its alright.

- red In "Cookie's Three Wishes" (narrated by Bob, he of more toupees than William Shatner) Cookie devoured an entire Chevy truck, so in addition to his high sucrose ingestion Cookie requires heavy iron supplements. And in the "Ernie's Ukelele" sketch Cookie devoured the ukelele, obviously for the fiber content.

There's one category missing from Cookie's "Four Basic Food Groups": meat (Children's Television Workshop caved in to PETA years ago), and Cookie Monster will not deny his cravings. Cookie Monster eats his way through the Keebler Tree, making a tasty repast of wood, cookies, and Keebler Elves alike.

- Chris 'Jedi' Knight is screaming "KEEBLER COOKIES ARE MADE OUT OF ELVES. OUT OF ELVES. " As most people know, Hillary Clinton made an appearance on Sesame Street. CM and the Hill became close friends after this appearance. It is a little known fact that CM was a close advisor for Bill Clinton, and is now an aide for Senator Hillary. This doesn't bode well for the elves.

So, this is how I see the fight coming down.
Night falls in the peaceful Keebler (tm) forest. Black suited shadowy figures with night vision scopes hide amongst the trees, waiting for the right moment to attack. CM makes a diversion, pulling the guards attention away from his simple task. (Hey, I've seen tons of movies. I know that they ALWAYS put the dumbest person on guard). Ernie the elf (tm?) is at his desk facing the window working out the numbers for the day and thinking about firing that dumbass JJ who screwed up the cookies yet again. What he doesn't notice is the tiny red dot in the middle of his forehead. BLAM!BLAM! Two clean shots to the head and Ernie is down. Fast Eddie comes to check on Earnie after hearing the shots and the Feds shoot, killing him, but not before he can raise an alarm. All hell breaks loose as the elves barricade themselves in the tree with automatic weapons and the firefight ensues.

The feds try to lay seige to the Keebler (tm) compound but the media is alerted and shows up in droves. The feds must call off their attack, instead containing the elves for weeks on end. Finally, the feds get, well, fed up and decide to make one last push into the Keebler (tm) compound. They send tanks in, guns a- blazing, setting the compound alight. Elves run for their lives, right into the waiting arms of CM, who dispatches them easily with his Crushing Monster Grip (tm). There is elf juice all over the ground, as well as matted in CM's fur. The carnage is great, and the elves never had a chance.

- A concerned citizen There is much internal dissention within the keebler ranks. Ernie doesn't have an iron hand on the proceedings and that will cost him. My proof? The 97 different varieties of Chips Deluxe. There's no teamwork there, and it's unlikely they'll get their act together in time to stop Cookie's rampant attack.

- Peanuts "COOOOOOOOOKIE. If you look at the tree, you'll find out that the entire core has been removed to accomodate the elves, their cookie-making equipment, as well as their cookies. As a result, the outer shell of their fort has dried up due to exposure to the air, and is now nothing more than a brittle piece of Drywood. Of course, Cookie Monster, being an overweight fat ball of fur, charges the fort in desperation to get the cookies inside. And the more he is desperate, the faster he charges.

Extremely-Fat-Overweight-Object + Fort-Made-of-Very-Brittle-Shell =
Complete Destruction of the Keebler Fort.

To add insult to injury, the Keebler Elves are rounded up and thrown into jail for Unsafe Building Practices, while the Cookie monster debates whether he should check in to Jenny Craig after eating about 2000 pounds of cookies.

- Tahna Los Keebler Elves all the way. in order to make all those cookies and send them world wide there must be many more elves then seen in the commercials. Therefore I see a Gulliver's Travels-Lilipution thing happening. Cookie Monster never had a chance once those elves start taking out his ankles.

- Chuck D Not only will its sheer bulk become an obsticle for it when attempting to penetrate the tree house, but Cookie Monster's addiction to cookies will lead it to wedge itself even further into the tree house. Cookie Monster, unable to get itself unwedged from the tight confines of the Keebler Treehouse, dies a lonely creature. And as CM's immovable carcass rots, the elves are forced to abandon their tree in a nomadic fashion, searching for the next most habitable tree - watch out Winnie The Pooh!

- I don't know - I'm retarded. Three words: cesium chip cookies. For those of you not familiar with basic chemistry, cesium is one of the lowest alkaloids on the periodic table. Each alkaloid becomes increasingly volatile when reacting with water as you go down the column. As soon as CM takes a bite of those cookies. milkshake. BOOM.

- Nick Zachariasen Given the enormous annual output of Keebler products, there is no way that one tree will have even a tiny fraction of their stockpiles. You cannot even tell me that the arboreal facility is their main factory, as it is too small and, besides, they have a different production line in the same space with each new ad. The Keebler tree is obviously a research-and-development lab that is occasionally used as a showroom for the TV camaras. So, most raiders who want cookies (e.g. Bozo-the-clown's sidekick, the Cookie-Crook and his hound, refugees from oppressive fat-farms, certain intrusive Web companies) will be going after the Keebler warehouses, not the lab, which has defenses only in the form of counter-industrial-espionage. Thus, the elves' tree is to Keebler what the Ardennes was to the Western Front: since no rational person would attack there, there is an overreliance upon natural barriers, the result being that it is highly vulnerable to a full-strength offensive by an irrational person. For everyone's favorite maniac Muppet, this one is a cake-walk (or a cookie-walk, if you will).

- Mortarmaster Cookie Monster, schmookie monster. Aren't you forgetting the Fudge Factor(tm) here? These elves work with the stuff day in and day out. They know fudge--and its subtle properties. These guys have more words for fudge than eskimos have for snow. You can't tell me they don't know how to harness its extraordinary offensive potential (say, as a hot, tar-like immoblizing syrup or as a blinding firehose- diarhea-style power wash).

As has been stated, the cookie monster has no digestive tract--or at least no access to it, since his mouth appears to be a folding black felt circle. I can just see those little, highly organized elves cradling a hose in the tallest knot of their tree and yelling in Munchkin(tm)-like fashion, "Open wide, cookie punk! Fudge this!" He's not bright, so he opens up. Fudge hits solid felt. And like wind in a sail, CM is blow back to Sesame Street(tm) faster than you can say, "Snuffle-freakin'-upagus(tm)!" It's a no-win for CM. How 'bout little Girl Scout(tm) and Brownie(tm) child laborers baking their delectable, highly addictive cookies versus the Keebler elves in an all out production war--cookie vs. cookie, Thin Mint(tm) vs. Grasshopper(tm). Now that's a match!

- Jocoserious Jim given: Cookie Monster: a monster that collects and processes cookies. Cookie: an object used by internet companies to moniter web users' habits. then: Cookie Monster = an entity that profits off of information based on web users. also: Cookie Monster is targeting ALL of the cookies in his current market. therefore: Cookie Monster is a monopoly. given: The US government will "break up" any monopoly it finds. therefore: The US government will "break up" Cookie Monster and the elves will win. QED.

- Albatross (the last Chinese shoe salesman) Grrrr. those accursed Keebler Elves. You know, I grew up in a rather observant Jewish family, and we followed every obscure rule we could think of about what you can and can't eat. The rules are simple -- if it tastes good, it isn't kosher. I had to watch those stupid cartoons for Count Chocula, and KFC, and McDonalds, and yes, Keebler Elves, all advertising their gloriously treyf foods, and I couldn't eat them while all my friends could. On the other hand, Jewish law does not ban watching food being eaten on TV -- it encourages it, so you can feel even more jealous. So I got to watch Cookie Monster. I hate those Keebler Elves, and if they disappear, everyone else will have to suffer what I did. Oh, and Cookie Monster does follow a special Jewish dietary law just for him - - he can't eat Elmo, so his merchandise will continue to spread and consume the entire Earth.

- Le Schmuck I don't understand this match. The Keebler Elves are always giving out samples of their products. How is the Cookie Monster any different? Since all completed cookies are magically transported to the stores, all the elves have on hand is samples. Unless the Cookie Monster suddenly goes after cookie ingredients, there just isn't a contest here. Cookie Monster gets his fill of samples, walks away happy. The elves go back to work. Unless, of course, Cookie Monster decides to force the elves to make cookies just for him, and he becomes a permanent resident with elves constantly feeding him cookies, which would cause a shortage of Keebler cookies everywhere. In that case, the elves don't have a prayer. They just aren't mean enough. Unless, of course, the elves have hired some of Santa Claus's out-of-work elves , who are just waiting for the opportunity for revenge against anyone bigger than they are, in which case the Cookie Monster doesn't have a prayer. In the end, I vote for Prof. Plum in the library with the candlestick.

- Corfy In my humble opinion, the Cookie Monster has it in an obvious landslide, but let's observe one simple fact that further demolishes the Keebler Elves' hope of success. Cookie Monster has had several challenges in the past. The one of greatest note is when he invaded the Martha Stewart show. As anyone who has seen this particular episode knows, it is the funniest episode of Martha Stewart ever filmed. Granted, that isn't saying much, but it is still worth mentioning. If the great Cookie Monster can come up against Martha Stewart and succeed in decimating her kitchen, the Keebler Elves haven't got a chance.

- Ilsoap Ah, cookies. There's nothing quite like them. The tang of gingersnaps the hearty texture of oatmeal raisin cookies the nostalgic crisp smoothness of my great-grandmother's butter cookie recipe even the sturdy earnestness of Girl Scout Thin Mints--and if I have to explain fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies to you, I will pray for your poor, deprived soul.

Cookies. A gift from above, no?

Well, usually . when they aren't stale macaroons foisted on you and loaded with coconut--coconut, yuck!--or store-bought Pepperidge Farm Sausalitos, dry and crumbly and with macadamias that can easily chip a tooth or get lodged in a molar. And Pecan Sandies? Army K rations are easy living compared with those rocks with embedded nuts. Badly made cookies are nothing but cruel teases . and you can't help yourself! They're still cookies! You'll munch through them grimly, your jaw muscles aching with each chew. By the time you're done with a particularly bad batch, you could probably chew through anything just to get a toll-house cookie still warm from the oven.

That's exactly what the Cookie Monster will do. A few feet of bark and wood will be nothing to him. Large cooking implements, fudge crocks, whole ovens--slight impediments. If the Keebler Elves are wise, they'll harness themselves into their emergency evacuation paragliders (to wit, a few butterflies perched on an outlying branch) and leave the battlefield to The Mouth That Gorged.

- Call me Shane You know, I just stopped back by the WWWF Towers for a quiet, well deserved shooting spree -- sort of the obligitory disgruntled former employee sort of thing -- and I came upon this match. You people are SO in need of my continued enlightenment. Brian, I know you are like unto God there in the Towers, but your fortified position thesis just does not apply here. Look, I speak from authority, I truly know my stuff in kindergarden, I majored in Cookie Monster. The Keebler fortress might hold against hordes of elementary school children, even against the occaisonal attack of Newman-style mailmen, but the CM (cookieus majoris) is no mere soldier of semi-sweet he is rather a force of nature. Even the best fortresses succumb to hurricane, earthquake, and tsunami. To use a rhetorical comparison, I myself had built an impenetrable fortress of blackmail, henchmen, and bribery within the WWWF which, I thought, would assure my continued status regardless of my lackluster commentary, sloth, and general surliness. Enter one Brian Wright, and my position crumbles, allowing my greedy co-commentators to flood into the breach and steal my office supplies from my very desk. I certainly feel a similar result is in store for the Ernie the cookie elf. And Shane, gimme back my goddam stapler.

- Jeff Barton Anyone that has grown up with Sesame Street(tm) knows that there is one factor which the elves have no hope of over coming. MILLIONS OF HYPER-ACTIVE CHILDREN (no tm) Since Cookie Monster is a well known officer in the SS military(tm) hundreds of thousands of elementary school children will follow his command blinded by loyalty and the promise of suggary snacks(tm). Though the elves will attempt to bribe their way past the under-4' hoard, the children will be too young to comprehend what's being presented plus they will be distracted by the surrounding treats. Cookie Monster, leading his troops, will have the keebler elf tree demolished in under 30 sec. Hyped up on sugar and ritlin. the army of children will then amasse for the assault on the formitable Nabisco (tm) fortress! to be continued.

- Hunt-Master This opportunity to use CM as a marketing technique to reach children, who just happen to love cookies, would overwhelm their greedy little chlorestoral bloated hearts. It is my belief that the elves invited CM to their "factory" in an elaborate scheme to take advantage of his fame in the cookie market and use him as their new spokes model targeting children.

- The Sleep Deprived Accountant

You are closer to the truth than you realize. -- Eds. Commercial Opens. Elves are running back and forth, making themselves busy. Some are busy baking large, gooey blue cookies while others stuff these cookies into packages labeled "Soylent Blue." Elmer strides in front of the camera with one of the cookies. He presents the cookie and proceeds to briefly but passionately describe the care and craft that goes into the creation of each and every cookie. Then something midly amusing happens for comic relief. Fast Eddie cuts across the screen, trips, and breaks his arm. The other elves all laugh. save Elmer, who looks on in bemusement. As the commercial draws to a close, a jingle is heard in the backround "oh you never would believe where those Keebler Cookies come from." Commercial ends.

- Dan Quayle Let's face it, the Keebler elves have been preparing for this day for years. There have to be "ENEMY NUMBER ONE" posters all over the tree house with plan "COOKIE-1" through "COOKIE-94B" in a file cabinet near all lookout posts. If you're dust bunnies, you watch constantly for the Dirt Devil, if you're the Keeblers, you watch for CM. The first part of every plan has to be air support. No war has been won in the last century without air support. Who's going to show up to lend a hand in minimal time with maximum punch? Santa. That's who. You think the Keebler and North Pole elves don't keep in touch? Pshaw. The Keeblers have been supporting the Xmas rush for decades. Santa can get there in nanoseconds, just like every other home on earth. Throw in some shoemaker elves, the elf from the new Lord of the Rings movie and all those classical merrimakers from lore and you've got one hell of a supporting ground army. With pixie magic and gay pride, the elves WILL take the day.

- Tirdun This match is all Cookie Monster, which is sad because it's just another example of the manipulation of the mentally deficient for the purpose of violent revenge. You see, I think it's a little too coincidental that this big blue monster just happened to be making his way past the Keebler tree. No, I think CM was manipulated into this by the Smurfs TM who are still pretty smurfed off about that smurfberry crop they lost to fudge waste-product effluents from that smurfing Keebler Eurotree TM just upstream. Hopefully Cookie Monster will control his RAGE TM and bloodlust when he realizes that the Keebler wares are just sawdust cakes with tasty toppings. After all, there aren't many cookie breaks in maximum security.

- Mr. Silverback- Exits stage right after singing a chorus of "I Ran Over All The Smurfs" The argument of the Keebler Treehouse being any form of defense against Cookie Monster is so phenomenally feeble, it must have been brought to us by the letter 'L' -- great for making such words as Lame, Laughable and Loser. I mean, when has the non-cookie-ness of anything ever kept Cookie Monster from crumbling it to bite-sized pieces with delightful munchiness? Sure, cookies are the mainstay of his diet, but he'll devour just about anything - letters, plates, doors, plumbing - anything. The scale of the windows, openings or vents in the Treehouse is only relevant as far as trying to calculate just how much Creamy Elfin Filling is going to squirt out as the Googly Eyed One munches his way through the uncommonly good erstwhile Fortress of Fudge.

- czarofhappiness If the Keebler Elves are smart, they'll have bailed out already. There is nothing going to stop the Cookie Monster.

Need I remind you, people, this is a Muppet who, when taken to the museum, had to be constantly reminded not to eat the Mummy. And make no mistake about it, Cookie Monster is indeed a monster. Several less fortunate muppets starve in the streets because of his voracious appetite. Look into his eyes, his wild eyes, pointing in opposite directions, he's crazy. He's thirty times the size of his opponents. He's berserk. He's unstoppable. Now I ask you, what the hell are they going to keep him out? Shoot him? You can't kill a Muppet. Cannonballs? Ubrukelig. Keep him out with a strong barricade? He'll eat through the tree if he has to. He'll eat through the tree even if he ikke gjør det have to. He'll probably eat most of the elves. Magic? That might work well for baking experimental new cookies, but for moving something thirty times your size? Nuh uh. The elves better pack fast, because their tree is going bye-bye in a massive "OM NOM NOM NOM."

- Infraggable Krunk Let's get the facts straight. A friend of mine once argued with me as to the true race of the Keebler "elves". She, being an avid reader of many fantasy fiction novels, cited that elves are not short, squat, creatures living inside of trees. They live in forests, true, but not IN trees. They are tall slender beings, who are graceful and beautiful. Last time I looked, the Keebler boys weren't sporting any signs of women in that tree. So, what do we have?

Closest guess is that they are dwarves since they wear shoes and live as a bunch, and hobbits (my second most likely guess) don't. But they aren't warlike, so if they are dwarves, they aren't your common variety. They make cookies, and live without women. They sound very similar to those monks who grow pecans, I don't remember the exact Saint that their order is. So, we have monkish dwarves, who haven't seen women since they began baking, who only feature children in their commercials, and after that one Gr"asshopper" cookie commercial incident, are being watched with close scrutiny, with dwarvish blood running in their veins, being attacked by their equivalent of Smaug. Rage is all over these little guys. Now, the cookie monster, is not overly intelligent, he has no armor, and he has huge googly eyes that are bleached white with little black dots, which only scream to be blinded in combat. They couldn't be better targets. The Keebler faction also has strength in numbers, and it's home court advantage too. We know they have the tree rigged from some of their previous commercials, and Cookie Monster HAS NO TEETH! How can he win? Once he's trapped, what can he possibly do? Maybe if his incessant chanting of "Cookie" were to call assistance from the underworld, you know, the bad part of Sesame street, where the ghetto monsters live, or if his chanting causes their little cookie making heads to pop, he might succeed, but otherwise, he doesn't stand a chance.

- Pareeha I have personally seen CM insert five (yes five) cookies into his gaping maw and reduce them to crumbs in a matter of seconds. Keep in mind that these are not the bite-sized cookies of the supermarket shelf but the good old fashioned Toll House homemade melt in your mouth not in your hand cookies that Sesame Street forced some poor defenseless grandmother to bake. The elves, on the other hand, deal exclusively with the much smaller imitations of cookies. The Keebler Cookies measure only three quarters of an inch in diameter. In less specific terms these cookies can be referred to as "not very big." We routinely see the elves rolling these cookies along the ground from production to packaging. I do not bring this up to comment on the elves poor health practices (do they ever wash the floor?) but to remind the viewer that the cookies are bigger than the elves. Doing some simple math we can see that three bite sized cookies are no greater than one of CM's usual treats. Therefore, we can conclude that at least three elves are equivalent to a single cookie. CM can concievably reduce 15 elves into Keebler Crumbs with a single "nhamm, nhamm, nhamm." As for the supposed advantages that the elves hold: I doubt that it would take CM more than four bites to devour the Keebler Bonsai Tree Fort. Even less if Ma Keebler left a fresh batch on the kitchen table.

- Greg "Not Linda" Tripp If the Elves can hold off his berserk assault for more than ten minutes, they're safe. After a short amount of time, Cookie Monster will be too tired to move.

Cookie Monster. is fat. There's just no way around it, he's a great big tub of goo. As you can clearly see, a lifetime of constant snacking has left him with quite a sizable gut. There's no doubt that the other monsters like Grover or Telly, who's built like a Mack truck under that fur, are laughing at him behind his back. Unless CM's been hitting the Stairmaster super-hard for the past few months, there is no way he's going to be able to keep up the attack for long. Imagine a baby hippo attacking an armored tank and you've got the idea. All the Elves have to do is defend themselves with projectiles and Elfin magic, and the Cookie Monster will collapse, gasping for breath, unable to move, and ready to be magicked to the next county.

- My name is Kenny Bah! Much like the neighbor's Chihuahua, the Keebler tree is all bark and no bite.

- Mark Wentz I may be mistaken here, but are the keebler elves not all homosexuals? Just from the way they dress and the fact that they are a bunch of guys who live together and bake cookies into which they pack fudge, that is what I figured. Now let's talk about RAGE. Can you think of anyone with more rage potential than a bunch of tiny gay men? I bet they got beaten up all the time in high school. Plus, they doubtless all want to impress each other, and so they probably spend all their time working out.

Angry gay elves by however long it takes for cookie monster to get to the tree plus six seconds.

- Inspectah Mac Sorry, Brian, but the one smoking the cookie crack would be you, and you're smoking it out of the industrial-sized tube. The Keebler Elves make cookies. Cookie Monster eats cookies. It's that simple (with all due apologies to Ross Perot .) And thanks to Cookie Monster's bulimia (it's not that he isn't swallowing the cookies he eats that makes all those crumbs fall out of his mouth, but rather that he purges just as fast as he binges,) he'll be able to go through the elves' entire production run in no time. Unfortunely for Cookie Monster, it will be a pyrrhic victory. Professor Elf's areas of knowledge are "Algebra, Calculus, Nuclear Physics, the thermodynamics of dough, fudge viscosity, and the kinetics of cracker crunchiness," so once he figures out that defeat is inevitable, he'll have Ernie breaking out the elves' stores of plutonium-laced dough, and bake the H-cookie. And as soon as Cookie Monster chomps down on that tasty bit of mega-high explosive, his head will vanish in a mushroom cloud of nuclear fury that is brought to us by the letters MC and the number 2.

- Bowie Hawkins There is no doubt that Cookie Monster will win this match. In the Sesame Street Christmas Special, the Cookie Monster tries to send Santa a message to ask for the cookies he wants. However, he never manages to send the message as, in succession, he eats his pencil and paper, his typewriter (including the ribbon) and, finally, the phone. All of this happened because he got so worked up anticipating the cookies that he confused these objects as various delicious items. Eventually, he went on a bender and ate Gordan and Susan's Christmas Tree with its decorations. I don't think I need to elaborate further. That entire tree is the appetizer. Plus, it makes great roughage. That's going to be one strange Muppet turd though. Should make an interesting episode on waste removal.

- Paul "C is for Crap" G. In order to maintain objectivity I did browse the link to the Elve's bios, I was not impressed. 1) They all appear to be related, often in more than one way. 2) They have goofy, slack jawed expressions (and beards). 3) They are prepared for an attack and drill frequently. In conclusion: These are paranoid gun-obbsessed hill billies, probably expecting the Red Chinese to tunnel in any minute and members of Aryan Nation to boot. This organization, arsenal and fanatacism will be an inital advantage in the conflict but within moments the FBI, ATF and the Black Helicopters (TM) will descend upon the scene and shoot them all.

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of the Keebler Elves vs. Cookie Monster response file.

one side MAKES cookies, the other side EATS cookies. that's like pitting Godzilla against the Tokyo Department of Public Works.


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Rosita originally had wings attached to her arms, akin to those of another cave-dwelling creature, the fruit bat. Ώ]

Members of Rosita's family have exhibited the ability to fly, as seen in Episode 3341 where Rosita practices some flying of her own, but has trouble with making landings. In 2017, performer Carmen Osbahr explained that "She couldn't fly but she was able to glide like a flying squirrel. But mainly the big arms with wings were [designed] because she [used] to give very big hugs and to play the guitar." Ε]

Her designer Ed Christie went into detail on the puppet's construction in the same social media post:

“ I designed Rosita with wings. Totally my invention. She was described to me as a "monster from the caves". I took it upon myself to reference a bat. and she was a monster that evolved similarly. I also thought (and hoped) that it would have been characterized as a sign of female empowerment. a way for the character to do things the other monsters didn't. It was a sort of superpower built into her species.

Unfortunately, the writers didn't pick up on that. Add to that, it was a great solution to hiding the performers arms. kind of like the way the performer is hidden under Cookie Monster's sack shape. Another thought was that she would do great dance movements - like if she wanted to teach "flamenco". The wings were cut from the fur fabric in such a way to form pleats. They moved beautifully.

One year, while I was no longer in charge of running SS for Henson, she had no wings. I was really pissed off and if I had the opportunity, would have had a meeting or two to defend their existence. I was so determined to make her different than the other monsters. Aggravating! But Carmen continues to do amazing work with her and it's such a joy stumbling across a Rosita performance. Ε] ”

Beginning with Season 35, Rosita was rebuilt and no longer had wings. Years later, Osbahr revealed that the decision to remove Rosita's wings had never been communicated with her:

“ The first day of Season. I don't remember which one she just didn't have them. It shocked me. It was Production at Sesame Workshop. What they told me was that the people in Merchandise took that decision.

The interesting thing was Rosita doesn't have a lot of merchandise.

I really like the wings. It made her look like a different Monster. Like 20 years ago they wrote a very funny script. Prairie was helping Rosita with her flying and landing. At the end of the show Prairie was wearing a helmet because no matter what Rosita keep landing on her head. Ε] ”

In a 2011 interview with ToughPigs.com, Rosita offers an explanation for the loss of her wings: she claims that her family flew from their cave (near Snuffy's) during a storm, like a flying squirrel, and she lost her wings. Α]

By 2021, Rosita's wings were reinstated, as first seen in web videos produced for Sesame Workshop's "Coming Together" initiative. Ζ]


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Hunger Games Recipe: District 4 Bread

Note: Find nori at specialty stores and in the Asian foods aisle at Whole Foods.

4 drops of green food coloring

1 1/2 tablespoons vegetable oil

3-4 tablespoons nori seaweed, blended to a powder

2 1/2 cups flour (half whole wheat and half white flour)

1. In a large mixing bowl, whisk together the sugar, yeast, food coloring and warm water. Add the oil, egg, salt, nori and 1 cup flour. Continue stirring, adding flour as you go, until you form a soft dough. Put the dough onto a floured surface and knead it, adding flour as you go, until the dough is soft and pliable. Place the dough into a greased bowl and let it rise to double the size, about 40 minutes.

2. Punch the dough down and form into fish shapes. Use kitchen shears to cut definition into fish fins, gills and scales. Brush beaten egg over the tops of the fish to add extra shine. Sprinkle with salt, if desired. Let them rise for another 25 minutes.

3. Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Bake rolls for 10-12 minutes, or until the bread is a lovely golden brown — or greenish-golden brown.

— Julia Christy and Cristian Martinez, runners-up, “Hunger Games” recipe contest


Space out snacks with meals

First, know that it’s normal for kids to be snacking more at home. (Yes, still.) They may be self-soothing with food, which is not, in and of itself, an unhealthy thing to do. My 7-year-old daughter likes to eat M&Ms while she watches a show or reads graphic novels for her afternoon “quiet time,” and I love the comfort and pleasure she gets from this routine. Children may also be “more in tune with their hunger at home, without all the distractions and short meal breaks in the typical school day,” said Elizabeth Davenport, a dietitian in Alexandria, Va., the co-author of the blog Sunnyside Up Nutrition, about feeding families.

You only need to intervene if your child’s snacking has turned into the kind of all-day grazing pattern that replaces regular meals at the table. “We want kids feeling some gentle hunger before eating because this helps them self-regulate,” said Megan McNamee, a dietitian in Scottsdale, Ariz., and co-founder of Feeding Littles, a company that offers online courses for feeding babies and toddlers. “With grazing, they have this baseline level of not really hungry but not really full all day long, and can lose their hunger to eat with the family and try new foods. Plus food just tastes better when you’re hungry.”

For this reason, Davenport and McNamee agree that it’s more important to focus on when and where kids snack than what they snack on. You should never expect a child to go more than three or four hours without eating, and toddlers may need to eat every two hours, so plan to serve meals and snacks accordingly. “Think of this as a flexible routine, rather than a rigid schedule,” McNamee said. With older children, it can help to write out the schedule or show them on the clock when meals and snacks happen. With toddlers, talk in terms of activities: Eat breakfast, play outside, have snack, read books, have lunch.

Of course, kids may protest as you transition away from grazing, which is one reason not to shift both their eating schedule and food choices simultaneously. “Remember that structure doesn’t mean restriction,” Davenport said.

Let children know that they can eat as much as they want when a snack or meal is happening, and don’t balk at seconds or thirds. Kids snack the most in homes where parents were more restrictive about it, according to an analysis of 47 studies about food parenting practices published between 1980 and 2017. Offer their favorite foods alongside other foods that you would like them to eat, but don’t fuss about which they eat first or make them finish their fruit in order to earn the cookie.

“Kids are just like adults they want what they can’t have,” explained Jill Castle, a dietitian and co-author of “Fearless Feeding.”

“Your goal is to raise kids who can walk past the M&M jar and sometimes say, ‘nah, not into it today.’ And sometimes say, ‘yup, today I want some!’ And not be triggered by either response.”

As kids get used to eating on a schedule, you can offer choices, Davenport said, like “would you like peanut butter and apples or cookies and milk?” Don’t stress if they pick the same snack every day. It’s normal for kids to go through phases of intensely loving certain foods they will habituate and be ready to try something new in a few weeks. “Parents put so much pressure on themselves to serve something different for every single meal, and you just don’t have to do that,” Davenport said.


Advanced and Difficult Charade Games Ideas

You and your family had better put on your thinking caps for these ideas.

These ideas are harder to act out og to figure out.

You’ll feel like a genius when you can pull some of these off.

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‘Hunger Games’ sequel to catch fire in box-office debut

The saga of Katniss Everdeen will bring the masses into its arena this weekend as “The Hunger Games: Catching Fire” arrives in theaters, easily unseating “Thor: The Dark World” for the top box-office spot.

Lionsgate’s “Hunger Games” sequel, which will open in 4,100 theaters starting with Thursday night showings, is expected to take in as much as $180 million through Sunday, according to people who have seen pre-release audience surveys. Lower estimates for the Jennifer Lawrence-starring movie put it at between $150 million and $170 million.

The sci-fi action film, which had a budget of about $130 million and was fully financed by Lionsgate, is expected to exceed the $152-million opening weekend of the first “Hunger Games” and might even beat the $174 million made by “Iron Man 3,” the biggest opener of 2013 and the second-highest opening of all time. “The Avengers” opened last year with an all-time best of $207 million.

Based on the post-apocalyptic young-adult novels by Suzanne Collins, the “Hunger Games” films portray a totalitarian society in which children are selected to fight to the death as entertainment.

In “Catching Fire,” protagonists Katniss Everdeen (Lawrence) and Peeta Mellark (Josh Hutcherson) are caught up in the social unrest they helped spark after surviving the latest battle royal.

The film has received overwhelmingly positive reviews. It has generated a 95% “fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes, meaning the vast majority of critics liked it.

“Catching Fire” is drawing particularly intense interest among young women, though the broadly appealing film is also tracking well with young men.

The non-3-D film is also expected to perform better overseas than its predecessor, which made $283 million in its full run outside the U.S., far below its $408-million domestic gross.

For the sequel, the studio brought on Francis Lawrence to direct after “Hunger Games” director Gary Ross abruptly left the franchise, citing unrealistic time constraints.

The “Hunger Games” will break the final book of the trilogy, “Mockingjay,” into two parts. One will be released in 2014 and the other in 2015.

Disney’s “Delivery Man,” the only other movie opening in wide release this weekend, is expected to gross $12 million to $14 million, generally targeting the 25-and-older crowd. With a budget of $22 million, the comedy stars Vince Vaughn as an underachiever who discovers he’s fathered hundreds of children by donating to a fertility clinic.

What is unclear is which movie will come in second place this weekend, as the strong “Best Man Holiday” enters its second week and “Thor: The Dark World” rumbles into its third. “Hunger Games” will cut into “Thor’s” audience more than it will affect “Best Man Holiday,” meaning the latter could end up the No. 2 movie at the box office.

Last week, “Thor” fell 57% from its opening of nearly $86 million. If it falls by a similar percentage this weekend, the superhero action movie would bring in $15 million, adding to the more-than $150 million it has made domestically. “Best Man Holiday,” entering its second weekend after an opening of $30 million, could bring in around $16 million.

Disney is also introducing its computer-animated musical “Frozen” in one location, the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood. “Philomena,” the Weinstein Co. drama starring Steve Coogan and Judi Dench, will open in four theaters.

The well-reviewed “Dallas Buyers Club,” meanwhile, will expand to about 600 screens and is expected to bring in about $5 million.


Tips

  • In DST Wormwood's favorite food is Cooked Banana , meaning he gains 15 bonus when consuming the food.
  • Using his ability to grow large amounts of food, Wormwood can sleep in a Tent or Siesta Lean-to to regenerate large amounts of health all while still having food to spare.
  • Wormwood's abilities can find itself greatly aiding Warly. Wormwood's ability to plant seeds allow Warly to access powerful items & Dishes like Grim Galette or Garlic Powder. Artiklene kan kompensere for malurts manglende evne til å helbrede fra mat.
  • På grunn av hans store fornuftsvariabilitet, kan malurt enkelt bruke utstyr som Dark Sword og spesielt Night Armor. Lost Sanity kan lett fås på nytt. Ellers kan malurt raskt føre til høy galskap om nødvendig.
  • I sommertid fungerer malurt godt med Wortox, ettersom sjeler kan helbrede ham.
  • Selv om øyeplanter er nøytrale for ham ved å bruke maktangrep, retter de seg fortsatt mot dem. Forsiktighet anbefales.


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